Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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