Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
this will be a night to untag.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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