Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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