"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he shaved USA in his pubs
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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