? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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