this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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