Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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