How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
oh god the rape fog is back!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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