I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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