Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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