a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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