yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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