Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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