the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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