Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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