yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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