Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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