i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think my vagina is haunted
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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