D3 body, D1 cock
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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