Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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