Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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