One girl and one boy is just not enough.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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