another moral hangover. fuck.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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