brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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