Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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