Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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