Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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