have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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