It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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