with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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