She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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