We're facebook friends in real life
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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