Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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