We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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