They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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