did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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