I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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