Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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