I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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