Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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