physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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