omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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