Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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