i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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