at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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