Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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