i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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