Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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