My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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