How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
