Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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