thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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