We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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