yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i just google imaged poop.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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